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A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more
closely. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile
he greeted her,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had
happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the
price."
really funny! lol. thanks for that carla!
lol.